Description

SHITE HAPPENS – Knitted Poo Pattern

Because sometimes… life just stinks.

This cheeky, fun knitting pattern lets you knit your very own poo in THREE brilliant sizes, perfect for gifts, laughs, and stress-knitting therapy.

What you get:

• 3 sizes of Poo to knit

• Uses Chunky, Aran, and DK yarns

• PLUS a mini keyring-sized Poo for maximum giggles

• Clear, easy-to-follow instructions

• Ideal for confident beginners and experienced knitters alike

Perfect as a joke gift, desk buddy, stocking filler, or a not-so-subtle reminder that… SHITE HAPPENS.

Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and requests for “just one more poo”.

Knit it. Laugh at it. Gift it. Repeat.

Please note: This listing is for a knitting pattern only, not finished items.