A fun novelty knitting pattern to make a cheeky poo in three sizes using Chunky, Aran and DK yarns, plus a mini keyring version. Because shite happens!

If you want it slightly safer (less cheeky but still fun), here’s an alternative:

A fun novelty knitting pattern to create a knitted poo in three sizes using Chunky, Aran and DK yarns, plus a small keyring version.